January 2011
71 posts
thelifeofacharacter:
”Before sex, you help eachother get naked. After sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you’re f*cked.”
Dear Parents,
limegreenzebras:
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can’t blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
DAY 03
3 films…
ELF
SKINS
ADVENTURE TIME
A boy gave his girlfriend a challenge: To live a...
I want these stories to fill my life…
here are the rules for anyone who wants to do this...
trippyjanx:
Everythings good. Ive got my true friends, some mac miller and im stoned. I know whos there for me and thats really all i need. :) mm i love life